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    A Lagos lawyer faces a tenant's witchcraft and another's AI-forged letters. Get the wild story of juju, legal battles, and potential jail time.

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    My Tenant Left Juju After I Evicted Her.
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    Two eviction cases in Lagos reveal a pattern worth understanding: what happens when people engage with formal legal systems they were never taught to navigate — and what the consequences look like when they improvise. Emeka*, a property lawyer shares the full deets with CareerBuddy

    On a morning in late February, a property manager entered an apartment in Lagos that had just been vacated following a weeks-long eviction process. The tenant had been given six months notice. She had requested two additional months when the date arrived. She had received formal legal notices, including a letter asserting the landlord's intention to recover the premises. She had, eventually, moved out.

    A routine inspection of the property would reveal a shocker. You've probably heard of evicted tenants leaving something of a parting gift that covers their dissatisfaction. But what she left behind was not damage to the property. Nor was it an unpaid balance or a disputed caution deposit. It was a charm; red cloth tied to various objects, placed deliberately in a space she no longer occupied or legally owned any claim to.

    The lawyer who managed the eviction, a Lagos-based property attorney who asked to be identified only as Emeka, heard the property manager's report and found it more amusing than threatening.

    "I found it funny that she would do this after moving all her things out. Who exactly was she placing a curse on?"

    A juju man

    First, Let's Understand How It Got Here

    Emeka manages properties on behalf of landlords, and this particular situation had been building for a while before the charm made its appearance. The tenant was not new to the building. She had been there long enough to be described, in Emeka's words, as someone who "seemed like a reasonable person."

    The eviction process started in February. As mentioned earlier, Emeka had served notice six months prior; the law requires far less, so this was generous. When the move-out date arrived, the tenant was not prepared to honour it. She wanted an extension.

    What followed was three weeks of formal legal correspondence. Actual written notices here and a formally drafted lawyer's letter asserting the owner's intention to recover possession of the premises there. This is the due process, and the process, however slow it feels, is what ultimately worked. As is the end with most situations like this, the tenant moved out. But who leaves juju behind as a response to a perfectly legal process? Emeka doesn't care much about this.

    "We threw it in the gutter," Emeka says. Simply. As you would.

    She Probably Thought It Would Work. It Did Not.

    When we asked Emeka what he made of the whole thing; the symbolism, the intent, the choice to do this after she had already left, he was thoughtful about it in the way that someone is thoughtful when they have also already found it hilarious.

    "She probably thought it would give us no peace of mind," he said. "But she doesn't know that we don't feel threatened by it. When your landlord asks you to leave, you should leave. If you want to stay, there is a process for that too. You beg. You negotiate. You explain your situation. There is almost always room for a conversation if you approach it correctly. But this? This is not a conversation."

    The charm, in other words, was a closing argument delivered after the case had already been decided. Which, philosophically, raises interesting questions about how people choose to deploy their last available move. But practically, it changed nothing.

    The Real Problem Started Before She Moved In

    "The biggest mistake landlords make is that they don't involve lawyers," Emeka says this plainly. "A lot of the drama with this tenant, and with others in that building, started because when the landlord finished building the house, he didn't involve a lawyer. So there was no standard tenancy agreement. Just a very naive document that didn't protect the landlord's interests or spell out consequences clearly enough."

    The caretaker in place before Emeka got involved was, in his words, "quite incompetent." No proper documentation or structure in place. When problems came, there was nothing solid to fall back on, so every dispute became a fresh negotiation. The tenant sensed the looseness and leaned into it.

    Landlords skip lawyers for two reasons, he says: they don't want to pay, or their agents convince them they don't need one. "Both reasons are wrong. And both are expensive later."

    What Landlords and Tenants Both Get Wrong

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    The documentation failures run in both directions. Tenants make a specific, common mistake: they treat the apartment as theirs in ways that their tenancy agreement doesn't actually permit.

    A frequent example is painting. "Does your tenancy agreement say you need written consent from your landlord before you paint? Because if it does, and you painted without asking, your landlord can use your caution deposit to repaint the apartment back to its original colour. And you will have no legal argument."

    The fix is genuinely simple: send a message to your landlord. Get a reply. Keep the record. If the landlord says yes, that correspondence protects you when you're trying to recover your deposit. If the landlord says no, you know where you stand before you've spent money on paint.

    This applies to any modification as well: renovations, fixtures, structural changes. Get the consent in writing. Document the correspondence. And this is not to say it's important because landlords are dishonest, but because memories are unreliable and relationships are likely to change.

    "There are so many nuances to these documents that only lawyers understand. If you are trying to sign a lease, involve a lawyer. That's the best advice I can give. Full stop."

    For tenants, Emeka also wants to be clear about what rights they do have. Exclusive possession of the rented space is a real legal right — the landlord cannot enter without notice. "Your landlord must give you at least 24 to 48 hours notice before inspecting the property. Some tenants don't know this. Some landlords behave as if the rule doesn't exist." Know your rights. And know that the process for asserting them is the legal one, not the spiritual one.

    Then There's the Other Tenant

    We thought the juju was going to be the most surprising thing in this conversation. We were wrong.

    While we're talking, Emeka, as an aside, mentions that he is currently in the middle of a second eviction. This tenant, when faced with the formal legal process, decided to fight back. Only, their choice of weaponery wasn't a spiritual tool but rather artificial intelligence.*

    *This writer holds the belief that AI in its own right is a form of spiritual warfare. It's all about how you wield it!

    AI forgery

    "The tenant is impersonating a lawyer. They found a lawyer's name, used AI to generate a letter in response to mine, and sent it to me as a WhatsApp message."

    He says this the way you'd say someone showed up to a job interview in slippers; with professional bewilderment. Our conversation has now been interrupted with giggles. The first problem was the format. No lawyer (worth their salt) in Nigeria sends formal legal correspondence via plain WhatsApp text messages. Lawyers use documented letters — PDF or hard copy, on official letterhead, with a seal. Every lawyer in Nigeria knows this. The seal is not decorative. It is how legal correspondence is authenticated. A WhatsApp message, regardless of what it says, carries no legal standing.

    The second problem was the content. "The arguments in the letter did not reflect the actual nuances of Nigerian tenancy law. It was clear to me that whoever wrote it had fed a prompt into an AI and used whatever came out." The letter read like someone who had asked an AI to write a legal-sounding response to an eviction notice, without specifying Nigerian law, Nigerian procedure, or the specific facts of the case.

    Emeka did not acknowledge the letter. Instead, he told the tenant that he would not respond to any correspondence that did not arrive in proper document format, signed and sealed. "I wanted him to go further. I wanted him to forge a signature so I could build the case properly."

    The tenant did go further. He sent a PDF. With a letterhead.

    "The law firm on the letterhead is not registered with CAC. The lawyer's name does not appear on the NBA website. The address on the document appears not to exist."

    Emeka is currently working to confirm the final detail — whether the named lawyer exists anywhere in the Nigerian Bar Association's records — through a contact at the NBA. He already knows what he expects to find.

    "Impersonating a lawyer is a criminal offense in Nigeria. My plan is to file a criminal complaint and have him arrested. I just don't have the time yet." He says this with the patience of someone who knows the clock is on his side.

    He adds, for anyone who needs to verify a lawyer's credentials themselves, that the NBA maintains a searchable database online where the identity of most practicing lawyers in Nigeria can be confirmed.

    The Bigger Picture

    Emeka's two tenants are very different people who made the same fundamental error: they ran out of legitimate options and reached for something else. One reached for the power of her ancestors, while the other looked to the future of tech and a fake letterhead. Neither strategy worked. Neither was going to, anyway.

    The pattern underneath both stories is worth sitting with, because it shows up far beyond property disputes. People who understand the system, who have documentation, know the process, and involve the right professionals at the right time, almost always have more options when things go wrong. People who don't are left improvising.

    For anyone renting in Nigeria, or managing property, or navigating any formal arrangement where the stakes are real, Emeka's advice boils down to something simple: get a lawyer to look at the agreement before you sign it. Document every conversation that matters. And when a relationship ends — tenancy, contract, partnership — leave through the door, not through the window.

    Whatever magic there may be in the charm is now a gutter offering, literally. The criminal complaint is being prepared. Somewhere in Lagos, property law continues, as it always has, to be more interesting than it has any right to be.


    This feature was produced by CareerBuddy. If this story raised questions about your own tenancy agreement or lease, this is your sign to get it reviewed.

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